Better tear down that church

Slylock Fox – July 3rd, 2013

Have you ever been confronted with a sight that, while majestic to behold, shatters your entire worldview and leaves you broken and lost? Since before that first breath of air crossed man’s lips (aka November 2012), I have held the recurring black bird Rastorc in terrified esteem. I am awed by its dark, twisted existence, which I believed could only safely be viewed from miles away.

Now that I see it squawking as it nearly gets smacked with a rollercoaster, I think I might have been a little dramatic.