Slylock Fox – July 2nd, 2013
This guy seems awfully happy for someone who’s about to take a surfboard through the torso. It’s like some sort of cereal commercial, but for chili dogs, where the chili dog attracts the murderous surfin’ mascot and there are smiles all around. Doug’s Dogs: they’re to die for!
Maybe he should check the contents of the chili. Maybe I should.