Tag Archives: Crazy theories

20 questions

I’ve been having a busy weekend and a broken computer. Give me a few hours to play catch-up, including bonuses. Slylock Fox – April 12th, 2014 What’s with the way Bonnie stops and stares into infinity? Is she recalling the … Continue reading

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Not so bad

Slylock Fox – April 2nd, 2014 OH MY GOD, man, you’re being attacked by a pitch black serpent who may be the physical manifestation of darkness? Holy– lemme look this up! … Good news! It’s probably not venomous!

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Sunday bonus: Is it… talking?

Still partying! Slylock Fox – December 28th, 2008 (click for full) Nothing. He stared in awe and terror at his little flip phone, trying to wrap his brilliant mind around its technological mastery. After 3 hours or so, he gave … Continue reading

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First love

Slylock Fox – March 21st, 2014 “H-hey there, Anime Girl…” “Oh! Hi, robot!”

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Still on that prisoner?

Slylock Fox – March 17th, 2014 “No, Max, don’t be ridiculous. A true detective would notice the lever on the toaster is in the down position, suggesting our man was still making his toast. Of course it’s not the fresh … Continue reading

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In case you wondered

Slylock Fox – March 15th, 2014 Elephants. Four of them. Completely identical, their hands behind their backs, with those unassuming looks frozen on their faces. You take a step back, and bump into something rough and leathery. More elephants. They … Continue reading

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Mornings…

Slylock Fox – March 7th, 2014 The hours have a tendency to slip away from you when you ponder blank papers, as Bonnie knew all too well. Still, this one snuck up on her. Last she checked, it was six … Continue reading

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PSA: Always wear a helmet

I have no idea where yesterday’s post was all day. I queued it for midnight and it appeared at like 10 PM. Today’s post on the other hand, haha I have no excuse. Slylock Fox – February 26th, 2014 Certain, less hot … Continue reading

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Closing in

Slylock Fox – February 6th, 2014 The sled tore across the snow like a hurricane, sending creatures sailing through the air. Heather wanted to look back, but she couldn’t. Not yet. After the toboggan cut up the hill, it never … Continue reading

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Friends make everything better

Slylock Fox – February 1st, 2014 Dylan didn’t fit into any of the cliques; too nerdy for the preps, and too creepy for the nerds. He wanted to make his own clique, but who hangs out with a kid who … Continue reading

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The only explanation

gaaaahhh I thought this was in the queue. I’m a bad person! Slylock Fox – January 31st, 2014 The two major principles of the Bonniverse: 1. there are no parents, 2. there is no food. These are the pillars that … Continue reading

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Your torso is mine

Slylock Fox – January 25th, 2014 That’s right, feeble creature. I have tunneled into your body and have extracted our nose. Now watch, as a gnaw it to bits! For some reason my mind turned to another headless friend of … Continue reading

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I’m amazed it ever doesn’t snow there

Slylock Fox – January 17th, 2014 I’m pretty sure Bonnie and Boo Boo are the only sentient beings left in their universe, so it’s kind of sad to imagine they still go to school. When Bonnie promoted herself to mom, … Continue reading

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OH MY GOD I’M BACK

Slylock Fox – January 9th, 2014 So starvation has quickly become a recurring theme in the parent-starved armageddon of Bonnie and Boo Boo. How much crueler is it, then, that the Great Disaster mutated Bonnie’s hands into giant, flesh-wrapped forks? For … Continue reading

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