Slylock Fox – December 28th, 2008 (click for full)
Nothing. He stared in awe and terror at his little flip phone, trying to wrap his brilliant mind around its technological mastery. After 3 hours or so, he gave up and went back to the fascinating nothingbutyellow.com.
Max learned to survive on dirt, and whatever birds came too close. He eventually ate his way to the center of earth, and was never heard from again. Slylock solved the case next week.