Slylock Fox – April 10th, 2014
You’d think that if you were thirsty, living off of sapient, fully-feathered birds and writing an S.O.S. in some bodily fluid that wasn’t supposed to turn black, you’d be pretty glum. But not Steve here! You need to put your whiny little problems in perspective. Steve is at death’s door with no one looking for him, but he always sees the bright side!
(Disclaimer: Steve went mad years ago.)