Slylock Fox – March 8th, 2014
Jimmy was just a rad teenager, makin’ his way downtown with his backwards hat, when he saw a swaggy gumball machine. Jammin’! he thought, as he twerked up to it. He could barely contain his excitement as a clammy blue gumball rolled out of the machine, only to righteously miss his hand.
That look of trauma never left him. That was the event that forced Jimmy to grow up.