Sorry about the weird schedule. I’ve not really been able to do early morning posting on Mondays and Sundays lately, but the rest of the week will be queued up from here on out.
Slylock Fox – January 20th, 2o14
Poor Slick Smitty. Why would anyone buy an $80 bowling ball, pay for bowling shoes, just so they could pull the fire alarm and watch a whopping two animals run screaming outside? Or maybe after stumbling through the cold, white ether, he noticed the fading trail of existence that follows Slylock Fox around.
Think about it– we haven’t seen Smitty since October, so he hasn’t existed. As the week goes on, Smitty will be pushing people into ditches, breaking property, and finally wearing Slylock’s corpse to keep himself onscreen. This little bowling alley will fade away before tomorrow, but we’ll see Smitty every Monday forever.