Slylock Fox – January 14th, 2014
I like the mosquito’s malevolent grin. See, he survives by sinking his proboscis through another creature’s sensitive flesh and draining it of important fluids, and yet apparently, he enjoys it! But his victim doesn’t! Isn’t that funny? Aren’t you not locking your doors and dousing your body in bug spray?
For more non-paranoia goodness, spiders are in the same group as tick and scorpions! It’s like they’re working together, against us.