Slylock Fox – January 3rd, 2014
I feel like I just walked between two combatants in a staring contest, and yet their gazes bore through my body uninterrupted. God only knows why Madison, age 9, is focused so intently on this pig, but one of them’s becoming bacon.
Also, I’m growing totally jealous of kids who got an early start drawing people. At 9 I was still drawing scribble-eyed monstrosities. I never even heard of a chin. The kid cartoonist section is an infuriating kind of fun for me.