Slylock Fox – December 30th, 2013
Poor Shady Shrew! Ever since Forest law started requiring front license plates, he searched every kiosk in the mall until he found one that expressed just what a rule-breaking punk he really is. He paid $20 to stick it to the man, and what happened? It got vandalized by some flower-planting pansy!
Slylock will regret ignoring this when Shady fills out the proper forms and purchases a vanity plate further proclaiming his baditude!