.Slylock Fox – December 1st, 2013
Sheldon Shark was minding his own business when Count Weirdly’s underwater contraption closed a cage around him. His gills felt heavy as his body begged for oxygen. It was all he could do to swim in tiny circles in that cage, every moment of every day. For three days he starved, his insides becoming stretched and shriveled.
On the third day, someone came. The legendary do-gooder, Slylock Fox appeared! Sheldon stopped, just for a moment, in awe. The closest he could muster to a grin formed on his face. Just as he passed out, he could hear Slylock’s words:
“It’s totally a fake shark, but we should leave anyway.”