I was pretty sick last night, so I figured I’d miss a strip just this once… My fever-induced guilt nightmares about Slylock Fox have changed my mind. I’m scared to close my eyes.
Slylock Fox – November 27th, 2013
That is not a cat happily munching grass. That is a cat that already munched grass to spite you, and is helpfully explaining how big his chunks will be mere seconds before they come out. And suddenly I’m remembering the real reason to keep your kitty indoors.
The dog, meanwhile, has just noticed that these sharp, black stalks he keeps ingesting aren’t grass.