Slylock Fox – November 21st, 2013
Give your cat a safe life, staring sadly out the window. Hungry, lonely, watching the other cats eating delicious chicken and roughhouse through the night. Some days he’ll wonder if his luxurious life is worth living, but it’s OK; he may be an emotionally crippled basket case, but at least he’ll never get punched.
…Man, screw safety. You let your pets out, I’ll swerve while carrying scissors, ‘k?