True to my word, I got home early! But my internet went out for five hours.
Slylock Fox – October 23rd, 2013
Oh, those little scamps! See, instead of stealing food, they stole pictures of food, which they can gnaw desperately and pretend they have families who feed them!
Um, no. You see, they’re taking them back to their cozy homes to hang them on their walls, like the kittycat version of a pin-up–
Actually, ew. Back to the starving explanation.