Slylock Fox – October 17th, 2013
I’ve been putting off making a character page for our resident classy flamboyant macho man, Harry Ape. His last bid for my attention, robbing a bank in a hot pink car and watering flowers, apparently wasn’t enough, so he’s resorted to sitting in a bright purple chair and staring at me with his deadened eyes until I give in. I think he twitches when I look away.
The fact that his easy chair is only purple instead of a bright fuchsia with sparkles suggests he’s been pulling the same scheme on the colorists.