Slylock Fox – October 16th, 2013
The giant, bloodthirsty beast is almost cute compared to the prehistoric RASTORC. Every inch of its spindly, malformed frame only leads you closer to those burning white sockets. It never needed eyes to see. We should be grateful its modern-day counterpart only sees through unblinking eyes.
Oddly, scientists never considered that RASTORC evolved from a tree. Both are silent, soulless, and have ties to hell, so in hindsight it’s obvious.