4) Fish are constantly high

Slylock Fox – October 16th, 2013


The giant, bloodthirsty beast is almost cute compared to the prehistoric RASTORC. Every inch of its spindly, malformed frame only leads you closer to those burning white sockets. It never needed eyes to see. We should be grateful its modern-day counterpart only sees through unblinking eyes.

Oddly, scientists never considered that RASTORC evolved from a tree. Both are silent, soulless, and have ties to hell, so in hindsight it’s obvious.


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Just your average girl surfing the web for kick-awesome cartoons and comics. I enjoy reading, writing, and listening to my head rattle.
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2 Responses to 4) Fish are constantly high

  1. Ratiocinator says:

    I can see how this will play out.

    “Haha, screw you, bird! I’m free, I’m free, I–landed on a hairy pig? WTF? Why did everything go dark all of a sudden? What’s that I smell, stomach acid…?”

  2. $$$WESTVIEW ONCOLOGIST$$$ says:

    I’ve never seen a fish be so happy to be eaten!

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