I’m an expert on going to the ocean that one time

Hey, readers! Are you thinking of wading through knee-deep water?

Slylock Fox – August 28th, 2013

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Think again!

Take Johnny here. All the cool kids went wading in the blackened cesspool of shattered dreams scientists call “the ocean”, and Johnny wanted to try it for himself. The first step seemed OK. After all, what would go wrong?

Well, readers, now Johnny’s lying two feet under with the other skeletons on the ocean floor– at least, the ones that haven’t been carried away by deathly white pelicans! 😀

Stay Safe– Stay Indoors Forever. ™

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About Inkwell

Just your average girl surfing the web for kick-awesome cartoons and comics. I enjoy reading, writing, and listening to my head rattle.
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2 Responses to I’m an expert on going to the ocean that one time

  1. $$$WESTVIEW ONCOLOGIST$$$ says:

    Is it the jellyfish or the huge sun touching his foot that’s giving Johnny discomfort?

  2. BeckoningChasm says:

    I’d like to point out the kid’s giant gut. Clearly, he ate a big lunch and didn’t wait an hour before swimming. That just invites a smiting from the gods, who chose to smite in the form of a giant wading jellyfish.

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