Hey, readers! Are you thinking of wading through knee-deep water?
Slylock Fox – August 28th, 2013
Take Johnny here. All the cool kids went wading in the blackened cesspool of shattered dreams scientists call “the ocean”, and Johnny wanted to try it for himself. The first step seemed OK. After all, what would go wrong?
Well, readers, now Johnny’s lying two feet under with the other skeletons on the ocean floor– at least, the ones that haven’t been carried away by deathly white pelicans! 😀
Stay Safe– Stay Indoors Forever. ™