Slylock Fox – August 17th, 2013
There are two real ways this could end: the bear saws down the tree, knocking the poor man to the ground. He fights tooth and nail against all common sense, putting up a noble fight as the bear carves him for Thanksgiving dinner. Mark Trail senses an act of animal cruelty and punches him.
Or: the bear carelessly chops off those fingers. Everyone just kinda hangs out.