UPDATE: In the name of completion, I must point out Weirdly has pulled this one before. Slylock seemed pretty proud the first time he solved it.
Slylock Fox – July 29th, 2013
Normally I’d jump on Slylock for his baseless assumptions, especially considering the Count could build a teleporter. But this is Weirdly, who’s only revolutionized the world unless he’s on camera. He could sell those artsy-fartsy apples on Etsy and show the reporters his real inventions, but that’s just convoluted.
I love how everyone’s so distracted by that flamboyant bullhorn. They’ll never see the matching stares of death on the trio of prey. Just keep starin’ at that apple, Fox.