Slylock Fox – July 28th, 2013
The solution to this one is simple: Slylock opens the soda, and it fizzes and dumps out like Reeky had been running with it. I can think of several innocent explanations. Reeky’s trailer got caught in a tornado. The Eyes gnawing at its foundation causes it to jiggle. Most likely, he just obsessively shook every soft drink when he saw Slylock comic.
Is this you call fighting crime, Fox? Somewhere, a scary puppy is about to eat innocent swimmers, and you’re off trying to convict everybody who owns a cream soda.