(For some reason I saw the draft of this post this morning and thought I had published it. I have a feeling I won’t be getting a cutie mark for blogging.)
Slylock Fox – July 20th, 2013
I really don’t like the way the rest of the family is staring at Daddy. He is the last member to be inducted into the cult of car wash. Sure, he’s smiling as big as the rest of them, but his face lacks the
crazy eyes enlightenment you can see in the others. He’s faking it.
After he bludgeons their car-god with his toolbox, he’ll open it up and dump mud all over the vehicle and himself, running away into the sunset. He will live to fight another day.