Sleep can wait when you stumble upon the meanest Slylock case ever.
Slylock Fox – July 7th, 2013
Like, dang. Bob is officially teasing us, you guys. This is the burning question. The elephant in the room that only the internet chose to acknowledge. After years of weird theories, elaborate explanations, and maddening curiosity, Weirdly himself addresses his skin tone!
…It turns out he’s just throwing guesses out there, too. Most of us have our theories squashed by Slylock Fox the comic, but he actually gets a giant fox man to invade his home for the sole purposes of saying he’s wrong. Really, same thing.
As if this wasn’t enough, I’ve been challenged: I’m being held to my word that Fangylump would get a character page. And he will… after a good night’s sleep.