I’m going to have to add a tag for “anthropomorphic elephants spraying animals with their noses” and it will be the most specific tag in the universe.
Slylock Fox – May 26th, 2013
Sorry, inherently evil raccoon, but Reeky Rat has just snagged the position of Best Slylock Villain Ever. Why, you may ask? Because who other than our baby-eating pal Reeky carries sickly green corpses around to prove his innocence?
For a pink-haired bum in a belly shirt, I find Reeky genuinely terrifying.
By the way, I don’t think I’ve mentioned it in my 7 months of rambling, but I tend to love the weird, busy Sunday Six Differences. Why is the elephant spraying the dog? Why is there a pink snake wrapping itself around a wolf? Because that is literally the best thing to draw.
I’d comment on them more if Sundays ran large enough for me to solve them. Or if Reeky and his corpse collection didn’t steal the show.
Reeky’s albino tail doesn’t do anything to make him less creepy in my book.
I imagine the conversation (and for this one we’ll assume that Slylock is actually competent) going something like this.
“I’m not out here treasure hunting, I’m catching lobsters, yeah! I just caught these two!”
“They’re dead, Reeky. They look like they’ve been dead for a while.”
“Natural causes, from after they crawled into my traps and before I pulled them up!”
“They look dry, too.”
“I, uh, dried them off right after I pulled them out of the water! With my shirt!”
“Your shirt isn’t wet.”
“I changed into a spare shirt and threw the wet one into the lake!”
“Well, in that case, you’re under arrest for littering. You heard his confession Max, and nameless raccoon who will receive immunity in exchange for turning state’s evidence.”
“Aw crap.”
Wow, I like competent Slylock. Dude’s got style. Too bad I get stuck with the Sunday Brain Bogglers guy every time something gets stolen.
Not much in my world is more terrifying than a pink haired male in a belly shirt. Carrying corpses? No surprise here!
Your world sounds so much more peaceful than mine. How do I get there?
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And the gang’s all there! Original Rastorc (https://theslylockfiles.wordpress.com/2012/11/21/rastorc-sees-into-your-soul/), squat Rastorc, angelic Rastorc and wrap-around-midsection snake (https://theslylockfiles.wordpress.com/2013/05/08/next-year-max-chooses-the-vacation-spot/), A bunny (https://theslylockfiles.wordpress.com/2013/01/25/in-which-inkwell-feels-inferior/) on a swing (https://theslylockfiles.wordpress.com/2012/12/30/the-first-slylock-murder-mystery/), a hairy mosquito (https://theslylockfiles.wordpress.com/tag/giant-hairy-mosquitoes/), a disgruntled dog (https://theslylockfiles.wordpress.com/2012/11/26/sorry-mutt-hes-the-title-character/), and, of course, an anthro elephant (https://theslylockfiles.wordpress.com/2013/01/05/updates-part-2/).
Geez, why am I the resident Slylock chronicler? I can’t even tag every Rastorc.
I like how the spam filter caught your post, and not the multiple viagra ads. -_- Fixing that!
(I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT FOR SO LONG!) Well, I guess your blog is the one I’m most familiar with. Plus, it’d take SO much longer to collect all those links if they were from different sites.