Slylock Fox – May 1st, 2013
This is the second day of Slylock‘s “animal sadism” kick, and it’s gone up a notch. Tomorrow a frog will lick its lips and get pelted with boulders. By the end of the week, the forest will be set ablaze and reeking of fish skeletons.
By the way, kids, don’t listen to the True or False. Our gorilla makes no sound, but those are the bitter tears of defeat pouring his cheek.