I hate to act like the center of the universe, but I see comics like this and wonder if I’m being baited:
Slylock Fox – April 9th, 2013
The downtrodden animals looked eagerly to their visitor. His appearance was heralded by the dawn, with sunlight streaming behind him. They could tell by his manly physique and the sword in his hand, he was the hero of legend. Perhaps they were finally free from the dark birds’ power!
One mediocre patching job later, and a couple of the winged hellions were trapped inside their house. Overall, they found the legendary hero’s work pretty overpriced.