Hello, everyone! I’m submitting a spec script to the Nickelodeon Writing Program! Because I
tolerate love you all so much, I’m sharing a special sneak peek of my epic thriller!*
INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY
THE ROOM IS CLEAN AND TIDY EXCEPT FOR THE BODY OF A MOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR.
SLYLOCK FOX AND MAX MOUSE LOOK OVER THE BODY.
(ANNOYING HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Gee whiz, Sly, it doesn’t look like anyone’s been in here!
You’re right, Max… there’s only one explanation.
(SUPER DRAMATICALLY) Ghosts??
(CHILL DOWN YOUR SPINE)
Slylock Fox – February 8th, 2013
Oh, wouldja look at that. Huh. Back to the drawing board.
* I’d never actually submit this thing. I want no such blemish on my resume.