Slylock Fox – February 4th, 2013
“Hey, Max! Sure is cold! Sure is fun bein’ shirtless in the snow, Max! What should we light first, Max? There’s a lantern, a stove, and a fireplace! What should we light first? Wait for it, Max– a match! Get it, Max? I’m smart!”
Max wishes he had succumbed to hypothermia long ago.