Slylock Fox – February 4th, 2013
“Hey, Max! Sure is cold! Sure is fun bein’ shirtless in the snow, Max! What should we light first, Max? There’s a lantern, a stove, and a fireplace! What should we light first? Wait for it, Max– a match! Get it, Max? I’m smart!”
Max wishes he had succumbed to hypothermia long ago.
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Isn’t that cruelty to animals, making Max go out shirtless in the cold weather?
I actually liked this strip.
Well, Slylock is an animal, too. It’s more like cruelty to little fat shirtless men; a more obscure crime,sure, but just as serious.
“Get it, Max? I’m smart!–Maxwell Smart! Of ‘Get Smart’! Now do you get it, Max?”
“Gee, Slylock, I think I know why you don’t do gag-a-day strips.”