December 15th, 2012
Well, this is Slylock Fox, so I’m going to guess the city, where they all have names like “Punky Panda” and “Shifty Skunk”, and scam each other out of piggy banks and pocket change, until a fox, by now tired and cynical, must break up their petty acts of hatred. When will it all end?, he asks himself.
…Hmm. The answers are pretty vague. Those places all have cities in ’em, right? So I guess I’m right. How depressing.