November 30th, 2012
Look at that hippo! It’s awesome jowls, it’s little stubby legs poking out of fat rolls… I love it! As long as I have some sort of bizarre Kid Cartoonist canon going on, these two need to team up. In grand cartoon tradition, the armadillo is the smart guy. His hippo buddy is pure, stupid muscle.
A Propeller Shark Zombie has hired these two to kidnap the President. It took a lot of doing, because Hippo wouldn’t fit in the white house, but with a little wit Armadillo got the job done. It looked seamless, too, but Ellen’s fish saw through their crime.
She alerted her top agent, Mark McCheese. Code name: Rowdy Rodent. But he was hotheaded, too quick to react. She knew he wouldn’t get far on his own. Accidental recruit Jasmine S. Cat, who was only hired due to her resemblance to James Bond, volunteered.
In a world full of fish skeletons, creepy counts, and big-eyed blackbirds, can Mark and Jasmine work together to save the President? Or have Hippo and Armadillo finally won?